United States vs Paraguay — World Cup 2026 prediction

Well, that was certainly a statement of intent from the Yanks. Seeing the US dismantle Paraguay 4-1 felt like watching a fever dream where the stars and stripes actually remembered how to finish their dinner. Who had that scoreline on their bingo card? Not the crowd favorite status, that is for sure. Paraguay looked like they were running in mud while the US attackers were playing like they had a point to prove to the entire planet. If they keep playing this transition game, they might just evolve from a dark horse into a genuine headache for the heavyweights. Absolute scenes in the stadium tonight. ⚽