Haiti vs Scotland — World Cup 2026 prediction

Scotland finally did the impossible and actually looked like a professional football team on the world stage. It only took ninety minutes of pure, unadulterated suffering to squeeze past Haiti by a single goal. The Tartan Army probably aged a decade in that second half alone, but a win is a win. Haiti played like absolute warriors, making us sweat for every single touch, but our dark horse status remains intact for another round. If we keep playing this ugly, we might just accidentally stumble our way into the quarterfinals. Scotland are officially the most stressful international side on the planet, and I wouldn't have it any other way. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Welcome to the match that scriptwriters cooked up specifically to test the structural integrity of Scottish optimism. Scotland arrives with their usual energy, hoping Scott McTominay can channel his inner Maradona once again. Meanwhile, Haiti is the ultimate dark horse here, ready to crash the party with some pure, chaotic Caribbean flair. The crowd favorite might be the Tartan Army, but anyone who knows international football knows Scotland drawing to a team they should technically beat is basically a universal law. Expect high intensity, plenty of John McGinn using his backside to shield the ball, and an absolute nail-biter. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿