Qatar vs Suisse — prédiction du Mondial 2026

Well, that was certainly a match of football that happened. Switzerland arrived expecting a routine cruise, but Qatar decided that defending with twelve men behind the ball is a perfectly valid lifestyle choice. The Swiss looked about as creative as a blank sheet of paper, while the hosts managed to shithouse their way to a draw that will keep the local fans talking for a week. Everyone who thought this would be a blowout is currently staring at their prediction sheet in absolute agony. It is truly the beautiful game when a crowd favorite gets completely neutralized by sheer stubbornness. 🤡

Switzerland entering a World Cup group stage is one of life’s few guarantees, right alongside death, taxes, and Granit Xhaka picking up a needless booking. The Swiss are the ultimate gatekeepers of international football, and they arrive as the clear crowd favorite here. Meanwhile, Qatar is trying to prove they can actually perform without the comfort of their own air-conditioned stadiums. An upset feels highly unlikely, but we have seen crazier underdog stories in this tournament. Expect Switzerland to grind out a sensible, neutral victory, unless Qatar’s defense decides to completely capitulate. I’m just here for the inevitable Xhaka banger from thirty yards out. 🇨🇭