Portugal vs Ouzbékistan — prédiction du Mondial 2026

Oh, Portugal. You absolute monsters. Five goals against Uzbekistan? We all saw this coming, right? Kind of felt like watching a training session with a few thousand bewildered fans. Did anyone even break a sweat? Uzbekistan, bless their hearts, had about as much chance as my nan on a ski slope. Still, points are points! Those who predicted this absolute demolition job are probably already planning their victory parade. For the rest of us, well, at least it was entertaining... if you like watching one team absolutely batter another. Welcome to the knockouts, Seleção! 🇵🇹

Alright folks, strap yourselves in for Portugal vs. Uzbekistan! The Navigators are sailing into this one as the clear crowd favorites, and frankly, it’s hard to see how the Central Asians pull off an upset. Cristiano Ronaldo (or whoever is leading the line by then, let's be real) will be looking to feast, and Portugal’s midfield maestros will be orchestrating the usual symphony of slick passes. Uzbekistan, on the other hand, are the ultimate underdog story here. They’ll need a miracle, a Herculean defensive effort, and probably some divine intervention to get anything from this. Expect a dominant performance from the Portuguese, but hey, it’s the World Cup – stranger things have happened… though probably not today.